Good morning my precious lil sweeties!
When your father sprayed his genetic information into your mother’s egg folds, he didn’t want you staying inside on a Friday night, just because a few greedy Knights were captured and tortured for 13 years. No! This day is just like any other day… but with a sinister tingle in the air. That’s because more than 8 percent of Americans believe today is bad luck. That same 8 percent stay in bed all day, huffin’ their own farts. Don’t be a fart huffin’ lunatic. Come party with @thecustomercopy and I! #fridaythe13thparty #paraskevidekatriaphobia #triskadekaphobia #badluckyougottabekiddingme #13 #jasonvoorhees #blackcats #wokeuplikethis #pamalavoorhees #showdownsf #ZacharySweet #benjaminschwartz (at Showdown)